i am physically incapable of not reblogging this
Honestly, people that like cats more are lying to themselves.
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
You see that black woman standing up there? I wonder if she was called to stand behind the governor because she’s black. I wonder if i’m supposed to think Missouri’s gov’t is pro-black because of her being stood up there with those other black men being all black and everything. I wonder if she was off the clock while she stood up there. If she was off the clock..then i wonder if she was getting paid for her time off like the guy who shot Michael 8 times. What’s that guy’s name by the way?
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial